Someone please tell me that they’re insanely touched by Stephen Colbert right now because I want to cry super bad because he’s such a great man
oMFG I just came downstairs and I found my sister with a lighter and I told her she can’t use fire and that it could catch the house on fire. She said that she was doing something important so I asked “what the hell is so important that you need fire for!?” and she told me with serious face ” I am using black magic to summon demons to get the mean girls at my school.” i can’t fucking breathe. I sat and watched her ritual hahahahaha shes fucking 10 years old
This should be a wake-up call to her parents.
She obviously needs help.
Her parents should to talk to her about those mean girls,
and teach her that she can’t summon demons with just candles.
You need at least a pentagram drawn in a perfect circle
with goat or lamb blood,
and a proper incantation from a book of dark magick.
This is great way to to teach your child early on
about geometry and foreign languages.
Good art lesson too. Drawing perfect circles is hard
dOES NO ONE ELSE FIND THIS EXTREMELY DISTURBING
Actually I find this girl fantastic. Ending bullying one curse at a time.
She might want to hold off on summoning demons until she’s a bit more mature but yes curse those fuckers you go, girl
would anyone mind teaching me how to summon deamons id love to get the girls at school…
I really hope transferring to UWF so late in the game isn’t going to make me some kind of social outcast. It’s bad enough I’m not sure whether I’m graduating on time.
i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.
I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.
that is the single most incredible insult i have ever heard in my life
Sometimes, just sometimes, I have an urge to scream out random song lines.
Like just now, I really wanted to yell “CUZ I’M MISTER SIMPLE” while my grandmother met with her new nurse. I didn’t, of course, because that’d be rude.
Mom, nobody has time for your uptight ass and your condescending tone when your ass just woke up.
Gtfo and leave people alone; go get a margarita and chill the hell out.