What the heck do I possibly do to have the dreams I have?!
Not sure if this is accurate, but I’m liking it.
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finally had a chance to vector these weirdos from my doodle!
it’s also up on my society6 shop if you’d like o buy pillows/ tshirts/ hoodies/ iphone/laptop cases / prints :)
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What the heck do I possibly do to have the dreams I have?!
At least I know my friends will drunk call me rather than someone who would post it on the Internet
I was given the childproof box for my meds this month.
Why.
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my body isnt a temple my body is a castle with a moat and crocodiles and a dragon who will set you on fire if you touch me
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STRUT [1]
[verb]
1. to walk with a vain, pompous bearing, as with head erect and chest thrown out, as if expecting to impress observers.
[noun]
2. the act of strutting.
3. a strutting walk or gait.
[Idioms]
4. strut one’s stuff, to dress, behave, perform, etc., one’s best in order to impress others; show off.
Etymology: Middle English strouten - to protrude stiffly, swell, bluster, Old English strūtian - to struggle, derivative of *strut, whence Middle English strut - strife.
STRUT [2]
[noun]
1. any of various structural members, as in trusses, primarily intended to resist longitudinal compression.
[verb]
2. to brace or support by means of a strut or struts.
Etymology: obscurely akin to strut [1].
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a transparent deadpool follows his dreams
and you should too
baby you can do it all
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if you’re reading this it means you have an excellent taste for blogs
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I used to get all upset on Father’s day, especially when I was a kid and all the other kids brought their tall and super-cool dads to school. Sometimes, now, I still do get upset, saying it’s not fair, what have you.
Then I decided that there were just two Mother’s Days, and I said “Meh, fuck it. My mom’s totally just as manly and badass as your dad; she even gets awkward when we talk about sex, and will go fishing with me.”
So, you know. Shout out to those single parents, both single moms and single dads, because they’re two people at once and work twice as hard and get twice the cool crappy kid presents (which eventually become cool crappy adult presents) so ha <3